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U.S. Negotiating Mubarak’s Severance Package

2/3/2011

 
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CAIRO—In an effort to provide monetary compensation to the Egyptian president for three decades of faithful service, U.S. officials opened negotiations with Hosni Mubarak Tuesday, offering him a severance package worth $20 million upon termination of his employment. “We are all thankful for the hard work and long hours President Mubarak put in over the years, and hope our discussions continue smoothly,” said senior U.S. negotiator Frank Wisner, who admitted that the final settlement would have to be considerable, as Mubarak’s contract with the U.S. was being terminated 15 years early. “Unfortunately, he no longer reflects our needs in the region at this time, but we would like to end our relationship on the right foot. He deserves to retire in comfort.” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has also reportedly offered to write Mubarak a letter of recommendation in case he wishes to apply for any dictatorship jobs with U.S. allies in the future.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-negotiating-mubaraks-severance-package,19037/

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