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Census Finds Enough Homeless People Living In Public Library To Warrant Congressional District

12/23/2010

 
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BOSTON—According to data gathered during the 2010 census, the Honan-Allston branch of the Boston Public Library has a homeless population large enough to justify becoming Massachusetts’ 11th congressional district, the U.S. Census Bureau announced Tuesday. “In addition to the destitute citizens who have long sought shelter here, the ongoing recession has forced hundreds of newly homeless Americans to seek refuge among the library’s shelves,” said bureau spokesman Mark Higgs, adding that a shantytown constructed by a Los Angeles overpass had recently been named its own school district. “The nonfiction section alone is in desperate need of a representative voice in the U.S. Congress.” Though the new district has not yet been certified by the state, several leading candidates have already emerged on a more-toilet-paper-in-the-ladies’-room platform.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/census-finds-enough-homeless-people-living-in-publ,18701/

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