An actual conversation.

Son:  Dad, you want to know what I said before I licked the Dog’s nose?
Dad:  You licked the Dog’s nose?
Son:  Yeah, I guess it was a gap in my vast reserves of common sense.
Dad:  A gap?
Son:  Like an air pocket in a frozen lake.
Dad:  So what did you say?
Son:  I’m probably going to regret this in the morning.