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Payment Plan

11/18/2015

 
​We are on a one-year payment plan for the painting. If we had to pay cash upfront, that would be a little difficult for us.
- The couple who spent $170.4 million for a painting by Amedeo Modigliani at an auction last week.
They paid with American Express. For the points.

Breaking up is...oh well

11/16/2015

 
​We regret to inform you that Danny is breaking up with you.
A sample text from a new company called The Breakup Shop.
​Now, it's possible to pay $10 for somebody else to say 'it's not you, it's me.'

Not Another Holiday

11/12/2015

 
​Singles Day
The name of a holiday in China.
Think Black Friday meets the anti-Valentine’s Day.
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