I have decided in 2020 to run for president.
-KANYE WEST, at the VMAs last night, in what may
have been the longest presidential announcement ever.
You are an example of what’s possible when, in the face of tragedy and hardship, good people come together.
-PRESIDENT OBAMA speaking in New Orleans yesterday.
A little feisty.
-PRESIDENT OBAMA describing his post-vacay mood.
-PEYTON MANNING. The star NFL QB announced yesterday.
I'm not okay.
A ONE DIRECTION FAN, after hearing reports that the band will go on an ‘extended hiatus.’
I have been the biggest hypocrite ever,
The ever-charming JOSH DUGGAR.
The recent Ashley Madison hack revealed he’d been cheating on his wife,
in between dealing with the fall-out from accusations that he molested his sisters.
Embarrassing now, but you’ll get over it.
An encouraging message from the group that hacked
Ashley Madison, a website for people who want to cheat.
Yesterday, as many as 37 million of their names were leaked online.
Russian President VLADIMIR PUTIN signing off on a radio chat
with Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.
Would you be able to put a wee blind girl [on] top?
A mom texted this to the baker who made her daughter’s birthday cake.
And ended up with this.