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8/31/2015

 
I have decided in 2020 to run for president.
-KANYE WEST, at the VMAs last night, in what may
​have been the longest presidential announcement ever.

This Weekend Is The 10th Anniversary Of Hurricane Katrina.

8/28/2015

 
You are an example of what’s possible when, in the face of tragedy and hardship, good people come together.
-PRESIDENT OBAMA speaking in New Orleans yesterday.

Oh, Hindsight.

8/27/2015

 
I should have used two emails.
-HILLARY CLINTON.

​Congress must be thrilled.

8/26/2015

 
A little feisty.
-PRESIDENT OBAMA describing his post-vacay mood.

Oh By The Way, He’s Had This Problem For Years

8/25/2015

 
I can't feel anything in my fingertips.
-PEYTON MANNING. The star NFL QB announced yesterday.

Life's Tough, Kid. Deal With It.

8/24/2015

 
​I'm not okay.
A ONE DIRECTION FAN, after hearing reports that the band will go on an ‘extended hiatus.’

19 Problems And Counting

8/21/2015

 
​I have been the biggest hypocrite ever,
The ever-charming JOSH DUGGAR.
The recent 
Ashley Madison hack revealed he’d been cheating on his wife,
​in between dealing with the fall-out from accusations that he molested his sisters.

And Divorce Lawyers Everywhere Rejoiced.

8/20/2015

 
​Embarrassing now, but you’ll get over it.
An encouraging message from the group that hacked
Ashley Madison, a website for people who want to cheat.
​Yesterday, as many as 37 million of their names were leaked online.

Cuties

8/19/2015

 
​Big hug
Russian President VLADIMIR PUTIN signing off on a radio chat
​with Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

She Meant Blonde

8/18/2015

 
​Would you be able to put a wee blind girl [on] top?
Autocorrect fail.
A mom texted this to the baker 
who made her daughter’s birthday cake.
​And ended up with this.
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