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​No Marky Mark, you are not forgiven for “Ted 2.”

9/28/2015

 
I've always hoped that the good Lord has a sense of humor when it comes and pertains to many of the movies that I've made.
-MARK WAHLBERG, speaking at an event
​over the weekend attended by Pope Francis.

Challah No

9/25/2015

 
​This was an unfortunate mistake.
A local Chicago news station, ​apologizing for using
​a Nazi symbol as the graphic for a Yom Kippur story.

And any husband who's forgotten their anniversary.

9/23/2015

 
​I am endlessly sorry.
Volkswagen’s CEO, apologized for cheated on emissions tests.

Ten points for Gryffindor.

9/22/2015

 
​An ultrathin invisibility skin cloak for visible light.
A fancy way of saying ‘Harry Potter’s come to life.’
In a recent study, scientists said they’re developing an invisibility cloak.

Freedom of Religion?

9/21/2015

 
I would not advocate that we put a Muslim in charge of this nation.
-DR. BEN CARSON, during a conversation about whether a president’s faith matters.

He’s outraged by the mistake.

9/18/2015

 
​Happy 101st birthday
-A birthday card from the White House to Utah resident Benjamin Shosted.
​Benjamin just turned one.

Clearly He Supports Terrorism

9/17/2015

 
​Cool clock, Ahmed
-PRESIDENT OBAMA, tweeting his support for 14-year-old Ahmed Mohamed.

Wait, Was This During The Writer's Strike?

9/16/2015

 
There has been a mix-up.
The spokesperson for Zimbabwe’s PRESIDENT MUGABE.
The President gave a speech yesterday.
Apparently not realizing that it was the same speech he gave last month. 

Eating Some Spicy Airline Food Should Help

9/15/2015

 
Adequate BMI
Apparently a requirement to be a crew member at Air India.
The airline is reportedly firing 125 employees for being out of shape.

He’s retiring. Again.

9/14/2015

 
​I’ve accomplished everything in this sport, there’s nothing else to accomplish.
-FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. after winning his 49th straight boxing match.
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