Ah, ISS, looks like you've got a virus.

I have a confession to make. Back in 1995, I got a virus.

I was running Norton Utilities on my computer, and it kindly warned me that I was infected. Gasp! I didn't even know I had been practicing promiscuous computing, but I could deny it no longer. Norton Utilities was also kind enough to inform me that this program was unable to remove the virus; however, I could simply purchase Norton Anti-Virus, which would indeed remove said virus.

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