I apologize for being dead. -TERRY GILLIAM.
Earlier this week, Variety accidentally published an obituary for the Monty Python actor and director. I'm sorry. -HILLARY CLINTON.
Last night, she said ‘my b’ for that time she used a private email server while she was sec. of state. We apologize for anyone offended by our halftime performance. -KANSAS STATE'S MARCHING BAND.
Over the weekend, the band tried to form the Starship Enterprise and boldly went where no band had gone before. I will be totally pledging my allegiance to the Republican Party. -DONALD TRUMP.
Yesterday, he signed a pledge that he won’t run as a third party candidate if he loses the GOP nomination. He’s previously hinted that he might go it alone. We are looking at our library to bring back ideas, shows that were loved, in a fresh new way. -A NICKELODEON EXEC.
Could somebody at King's Cross wish James S Potter good luck for me? He's starting at Hogwarts today. -JK ROWLING.
Harry Potter’s son apparently had his first day of school yesterday. Where are we on this? -HILLARY CLINTON.
Yesterday, thousands of emails were released from the private server she controversially used while sec. of state. |